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Privacy Policy, or: What We Actually Do With Your Email

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Welcome to the part of the internet where most websites bury you in seventeen pages of lawyer-flavoured cardboard. We are going to do the opposite. Here is, honestly and in plain English, everything we collect and why. It is shorter than the disclaimer on a tube of toothpaste.

Your data, sold to date

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(still nothing)

That number has never moved. We are weirdly proud of it.

What we collect (it is not much)

  • Your email address (but only if you ask us to email you a partnership report). No email, no collection. We are not lurking.
  • The company name and website you type into the wheel (because the AI needs something to work with, unless you would prefer a partnership proposal for a company called "asdfgh").
  • A few technical breadcrumbs: your IP address (to stop robots spinning the wheel ten thousand times) and anonymous usage analytics via Google Analytics (so we can tell whether three or four humans visited today).

Why we collect it

To email you the report you asked for. To keep the wheel spinning and fend off bots. And to understand, in aggregate, whether this gloriously absurd machine is actually useful to anyone. That is the entire list.

What we do not do: sell it, rent it, trade it for magic beans, or hand it to a shadowy data broker. Your email is not a product. It is just how we send you a PDF.

Where it lives

Your data sits with two reputable grown-up companies who have signed the serious paperwork (data processing agreements, the lot):

  • Supabase: our database, i.e. the digital filing cabinet where your spin is stored.
  • Resend: the service that actually delivers the report to your inbox.

Newsletters: we will never sign you up behind your back

Requesting a report does not subscribe you to anything. We may invite you, in the email and in the PDF, to join one of our newsletters, but you only ever join by actively clicking a button yourself. No pre-ticked boxes. No "by breathing near this website you agree to forty emails a week". If you want in, you opt in. If you do not, you simply do not.

Your rights (the genuinely serious bit)

We are based in Belgium, so the GDPR applies and we mean it. You have the right to ask what data we hold about you, to have it corrected, and to have it deleted entirely. Want us to forget you ever spun the wheel? Just ask and we will erase your details, no questions, no guilt-trip.

To exercise any of this, email assistant@hyperadvancer.com and a real human will sort it out.

Cookies

We use Google Analytics, which sets analytics cookies to count visits. No advertising cookies, no creepy cross-internet tracking, no following you around the web whispering about partnership matchmaking.

Changes to this policy

If we ever change what we collect, we will update this page. Given how little we collect, do not hold your breath for a sequel.

Last updated: 21 May 2026. Back to the wheel →